- In Kentucky, it's illegal to
use a desktop computer without first reading the manual.
- In Comstan, New York, it's
punishable by a $5,000 fine for a man to flirt with a
restaurant waitress unless he is a webmaster.
- It's illegal in West
Stapleton, Pennsylvania for a person declared as a
"Town Drunk" to drink more than 8 beers within an
hour.
- It's punishable by a $4,000
fine in Red Beach, Georgia to hit a housefly with a rain
gauge.
- Under the Wyoming State
Constitution, it's against the law to dance while riding in
an elevator.
- Under the Colorado State
Constitution, it's a felony to awaken a sleeping fireman.
- In St. Clentine, Georgia, it's
a violation of the law to write a letter to the editor of a
newspaper unless you are registered to vote.
- In Limesantonburg County,
Iowa, it's prohibited to sell fleas at a flea market.
- It's punishable by a $8,000
fine for a teacher or professor to give a failing grade to
the son or daughter of a city alderman in Northton County,
Maryland.
- Under the New Mexico State
Constitution, it's against the law for a person to wear a
cowboy hat unless they own more than two cows.
- It's forbidden in Hils,
Indiana to switch your long distance carrier more than 4
times in a month.
- According to Missouri law,
it's against the law to mispronounce the name of the state
tree.
- It's punishable by a $2,000
fine to walk backwards while at a basketball game according
to Hawaii law.
- In New Fothergill, Arizona,
it's a Class A felony to walk backwards and dance
simultaneously without permission.
- It's a violation of the law to
write an editorial about "stupid laws" under the
Maine State Constitution.
- In Eastboro, Massachusetts,
it's punishable by a $8,000 fine to exceed the speed of
2-1/2 miles per hour while riding a bicycle in a city park.
- In Yellow Valley, Oklahoma,
it's a felony to hitch a horse within a mile of a public
school.
- It's unlawful in Uldar,
Virginia to panhandle without a $1,000 permit.
- It's illegal in Corpus
Christi, Illinois to hitch a horse to a parking meter within
860 feet of a tractor pull when the President is giving a
speech on national television.
- It's a violation of the law in
New Village, New Hampshire to drive a car while undressed.
- It's punishable by a $8,000
fine to operate a microbrewery within a mile of a football
game in Colorado.
- It's punishable by a $2,000
fine to allow a dog to eat a child's homework under the
Rhode Island State Constitution.
- In Memphis County, New
Hampshire, it's prohibited to hit a city alderman over the
head with a floppy diskette.
- It's punishable by a $6,000
fine to make faces at a chicken in Miami, North Carolina.
- It's a crime for a school
teacher to tell jokes with their friends in Nebraska.
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